Learn More About the Women of ‘Big Brother 12′

For many of the women of Big Brother 12, my first impressions based on their photos were wrong. I thought I’d love Rachel. I thought Britney would be dumber than Jordan. I thought Kristen would be a tough Philly gal. Wrong on all counts.

Now that we have video interviews with the women, we find out who has an annoying Southern accent, who has big boobs, who’s a bisexual and who rivals Lane for dullest houseguest.

Check out their videos and decide for yourself.

Annie

My Take: The second-most interesting part of this interview is that Annie is a bisexual. The most interesting part is that she’s under the delusion that this would affect her negatively in the house. She clearly doesn’t understand men, because there’s no way any of the straight guys would vote out a hot bisexual chick.

Britney

My Take: In the Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito movie Twins, one twin got all the positive genetic traits and the other was left swimming in the toxic, shallow end of the gene pool. Britney is Arnold and season 11 winner Jordan is Danny DeVito.

Kathy

My Take: If the other HGs are anything like me, they’ll vote her out right away just to avoid listening to her thick accent. However, being trained in criminal psychology and being able to detect lies like Cal Lightman on Lie to Me is a pretty cool skill.

Kristen

My Take: If I had to bet my entire fortune on which girl will be the first to flash her breasts to the cameras, Kristen is my girl. I’m not saying she’s a flighty airhead whose highest goal is being on the cover of a Girls Gone Wild DVD, but she did say that she enjoys the “premises of the show.”

Monet

My Take: I like her a lot more than I did on first sight, probably because she seems pretty low key, like she could make it halfway through the season before anyone even notices she’s there. However, I still think she’s better suited for America’s Next Top Deal or No Deal Model. I could totally see her holding a briefcase.

Rachel

My Take: I like that she’s a chemist who’s also a Vegas cocktail waitress. However, she turned me off by making it all about her. Count the number of times she talks about her big boobs, how smart, intelligent or intellectual she is or how many times she talks about “my fans.” She already thinks she has fans?

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